键盘侠|骑士交易后防守令人窒息！没哈登的快船又沦为鱼腩球队

[赛后帖]🏀骑士大胜快船 米切尔 29+9 施罗德首秀 11+6 伦纳德三节 25+7

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骑士（31-21）：米切尔29分5板9助4断、泰森17分4板1助、施罗德11分2板6助3断、梅里尔11分1板、阿伦10分11板3助2断、布莱恩特8分8板2帽、南斯8分1板1助、波特7分2板2助2断、埃利斯6分3板、普罗克特6分2助、韦德5分3板3助、汤姆林4分1板2助2断2帽、埃纳鲁纳2分2板1助

快船（23-27）：伦纳德25分7板4助、科林斯19分7板、尼德豪泽10分8板2帽、布朗10分、琼斯7分2板、米勒5分4板3助、洛佩斯5分2板1助、桑德斯4分2板2助、邓恩2分3板6助、博格达诺维奇2分1板1助、克里斯蒂2分1板、华盛顿3助

[–]CavaliersSquidwardLover48 250 points 8 hours ago

I’m not joking when i say i dont think ive seen this team play with this much effort and intensity on both sides of the floor all season long

骑士球迷：我没开玩笑，我觉得这赛季我还没见过这支球队在攻防两端打出如此高强度的努力和表现。

[–]CavaliersMasterButterfly 146 points 8 hours ago

Dennis Schroeder is a fuckin' DAWG. There were a few possessions with him, Tomlin, Ellis on the floor where we gave that entire team like .5 inches of space. It was glorious.

骑士球迷：丹尼斯・施罗德真是条硬汉！ 有几个回合他和汤姆林、埃利斯在场上时，我们防得对面只有 1.27 厘米的空隙。 那场面太壮观了。

[–]CavaliersWalkingOnSunshine_ 43 points 8 hours ago

Suffocating defense all over the floor. Best I’ve seen them play this season

骑士球迷：令人窒息的全场防守。 这是我这赛季见过他们打得最好的一场。

[–]Prestigious-Flow-64 31 points 7 hours ago

schoeder's dawg/100 is underrated, and also i think the team is rejuvenated knowing harden is coming soon. i think the last few playoff exits were deflating to their spirit, but they feel like they have a chance to be a different and better team now. genuine confidence does wonders for a team's effort

球迷：施罗德的 “硬汉指数 / 100 回合” 被低估了，而且我觉得球队知道哈登快来了之后焕发了新生。 之前的几次季后赛出局打击了他们的士气，但现在他们感觉自己有机会成为一支不同且更好的球队。 真正的自信对球队的努力程度有奇效。

[–][LAC] Pablo Prigionilolwtferic 189 points 8 hours ago

clippers lose the story so far

快船球迷：快船输球 《目前的故事》（指漫画）

[–]Hawksdat_boy_lurks 59 points 8 hours ago

He's a Clips fan from SD I believe. I'm not even a huge fan of the clips but everytime they lose he draws like the most beautiful shitpost about their mascot basically being a recovering drug addict. Their losing streak at the start of the season had so many morbid ones like him prepping rope to go tree swinging or day drinking. It's kind of endearing in a way and even when they go on a win streak the drawings are about him getting his life together

老鹰球迷：我相信他是个来自圣地亚哥的快船球迷。 虽然我也不是快船铁粉，但每次他们输球，这哥们画的 “绝美” 恶搞漫画都把他们的吉祥物描绘成一个正在康复的瘾君子。 赛季初连败的时候，画风都很阴暗，比如准备上吊或者白天买醉。 这种风格有点迷之讨喜，即使他们连胜的时候，漫画内容也是关于吉祥物如何重拾生活信心的。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 44 points 8 hours ago

Lol you had this one ready to go. I love all of the details.

快船球迷：哈哈，你早就准备好这图了吧。 我超爱这些细节。

[–]CavaliersSolo_Wing__Pixy 35 points 8 hours ago

The one of him calmly self-immolating outside of the Intuit Dome is unbelievably good

骑士球迷：那张他在直觉巨蛋球馆外平静自焚的图简直神作。

[–]SpursPoonGo0n 29 points 8 hours ago

Kawhiser Permanente is so fucking stupid, I can’t stop laughing

马刺球迷：“伦纳德瑟・永久医疗中心（Kawhiser Permanente）” 这梗太蠢了，但我笑得停不下来。

[–]CavaliersGeneralJMan 147 points 8 hours ago

Schroder AND Keon Ellis for "Deandre Hunter" is a highway robbery. Shoutout to Kings FO!

骑士球迷：用 “德安德烈・亨特” 换来施罗德加上基恩・埃利斯简直就是抢劫。 给国王管理层点赞！

[–][CLE] Cedi OsmanRileySmiley22 104 points 8 hours ago

Cleveland Cavaliers general manager Koby Altman proudly waited outside the visiting locker room after the final buzzer to give Donovan Mitchell and the players on his victorious new-look team an appreciative fist pound on Sunday afternoon. Injured forward Evan Mobley yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Sharpshooter Sam Merrill gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard Jaylon Tyson yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Spida hit the locker room door, former NBA great Richard Jefferson hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”

骑士球迷：克利夫兰骑士队总经理科比・奥尔特曼自豪地等在客队更衣室外，在周日下午终场哨响后，给了多诺万・米切尔和他这支焕然一新的胜利之师的球员们一个赞赏的拳头碰击。 受伤的前锋埃文・莫布里大喊：“这就对了！这就对了。” 神射手萨姆・梅里尔露出了惊喜的表情。 后卫杰伦・泰森大喊：“我们现在有一支 [屏蔽词] 强队了。” 在蜘蛛侠（米切尔）走进更衣室大门之前，前 NBA 名宿理查德・杰弗森拥抱了他，说道：“你们看起来太不一样了。”

[–]CavaliersDirectInvestigator66 63 points 8 hours ago

It’s pasta, from the LeBron Cavs

骑士球迷：这是老梗了，勒布朗骑士时期流传下来的段子。

[–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 79 points 8 hours ago

Some of Donny’s moves tonight were just disgusting Maybe we really are in championship or bust mode - he’s really that good

骑士球迷：今晚米切尔的一些动作简直太恶心（褒义）了 也许我们真的处于 “不夺冠就解散” 的模式 —— 他真的有那么强

[–]CavaliersSquidwardLover48 47 points 8 hours ago

This motherfucker chained a spinmove into a shamgod wtf

骑士球迷：这混蛋竟然把转身和山姆高德运球连起来做，什么鬼！

[–]kingmapoon123 33 points 7 hours ago

He's got the most asthetically pleasing game in the league imo

球迷：在我看来，他的比赛风格是全联盟最具美感的。

[–]DenseSign5938 32 points 7 hours ago

He’s sorta like a slightly less skilled kyrie but with twice the explosiveness and athleticism.

球迷：他有点像技术稍逊一筹的欧文，但爆发力和运动能力是欧文的两倍。

[–]Far_Display7308 75 points 8 hours ago

Clippers without Harden may give okc a crazy pick ngl

球迷：说实话，没有哈登的快船可能会送给雷霆一个顺位很疯狂的选秀权。

[–]ClippersJimmy0034 30 points 8 hours ago

I think they could survive 9th/10th seed but if Zu gets traded, we are cooked.

快船球迷：我觉得他们能保住第 9 或第 10 的种子席位，但如果祖巴茨被交易，我们就彻底完了。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 71 points 8 hours ago

Clippers ball handling and playmaking depth was nonexistent when they had Harden. This game was what it looks like without Harden lol

快船球迷：即便有哈登的时候，快船的控球和组织深度也不存在。 这场比赛就是没有哈登的样子，哈哈。

[–]Cavaliersspacefish420 67 points 8 hours ago

Man I was really glad to see all those Garland cutouts in the crowd. He deserves a crowd that will embrace and love him like that

骑士球迷：天哪，真高兴看到观众席上那么多加兰的大头牌。 他配得上这样拥抱和热爱他的观众。

[–]BlueMarkerIsGreat 55 points 8 hours ago

Is this gonna be the offense without Harden?

球迷：没有哈登的进攻以后就是这个鬼样子了吗？

[–][CLE] Zydrunas Ilgauskaswetniga 51 points 8 hours ago

Man seeing the Cavs all line up to say their final goodbyes and hugs to Garland and his family, DG wiping away his tears. Shit making me cry too 😭

骑士球迷：看到骑士全队跟加兰和他的家人拥抱道别，加兰德在擦眼泪。 这画面让我也看哭了😭

[–]CavaliersWhiteBakerMayfield 49 points 8 hours ago

FO made a 4000 IQ play and traded for harden just for this game alone

骑士球迷：管理层这波操作智商高达 4000，交易来哈登就是为了这一场比赛。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 47 points 8 hours ago

Back to the bottom we go

快船球迷：我们要跌回谷底了。

[–]ayeno 40 points 8 hours ago

This game was roughly 36 minutes of garbage time.

球迷：这场比赛大概有 36 分钟都是垃圾时间。

[–]CavaliersWhiteBakerMayfield 40 points 8 hours ago

Just a normal midseason matchup here. No big storylines tonight

骑士球迷：这只是一场普通的赛季中期对决。今晚没什么大新闻。

[–]TZauch18Blake Griffin 34 points 8 hours ago

The winning streaks were fun. Time to go back to being bottom dwellers.

快船球迷：连胜是很爽。 现在是时候回去当垫底鱼腩了。

[–][CLE] Kyle Korvercalebkeith 30 points 8 hours ago

Honestly this game was the Hunter and Lonzo effect. Addition by subtraction

骑士球迷：老实说，这场比赛是亨特和朗佐效应。 减法即加法。

[–]Tricky_Structure_504 29 points 8 hours ago

It’s the start of a new era, expect bumps along the way, sometimes huge bumps

球迷：这是一个新时代的开始，预料到会有坎坷，有时候是巨大的坎坷。

[–]RaptorsRenegadeforever2024 28 points 8 hours ago

Cavs are a threat

猛龙球迷：骑士是个威胁。

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